The most serious race you’ll ever take this lightly.

Saturday, October 24 at Madhouse Harley-Davidson. 10 a.m.–5 p.m. Ducks race every 20 minutes. Kids get their own heats at 2 and 4. $5 per duck, 400 max. Heat winners advance to the finals for the grand prize (11 prizes total). Candy Rumble, DJ, 50/50 raffle, food and drinks by the Last Lap. Proceeds benefit Bikers Against Child Abuse Camel City. Cars welcome. Excuses not.