A too Hot to hike summer series event

Let's meet out front 15 minutes before start time.

So you can go to a museum and drink? Not just Drink. Drink AND Discover. I always thought it was drink to forget. I have been doing it wrong all these years.

Turns out I was wrong! There have been useful discoveries made while drinking.

Japanese researchers found that soaking a specific compound in alcoholic beverages—especially red wine—increased its ability to become a superconductor by over 62 percent, far outperforming traditional methods.

The most effective wine was a 2009 Beaujolais from the Paul Beaudet winery in central France. Googled it. Ten bucks a bottle. A bottle of Two buck Chuck from Trader Joe's is probably even better.

I even came across a forum where drunk people posted their ideas. Some surprisingly useful. Others? Well here you go...

"A pot or bowl with holes in it so that you didn't have to use a wire-mesh strainer to strain spaghetti. I had drawings and everything. People around me were like, 'S*it, this thing is going to make MILLIONS!'" Next day: Dude, that's a colander."

Someone was sitting around at Creative Discovery, probably drinking and saying

"You know what would be a good idea? Let adults into a kids museum at night and give them alcohol."

"Why would we do that?"

"Chuck E. Cheese does and they make bank."

"True, they get people to drop money on food using a rat."

"I told you. It's the Alcohol. We're going to make a lot of money."

So let's not drink too much and discover uncomfortable things, but you can also...

Karaoke-Because you discover you can sing with alcohol Limbo-Because you discover your flexible with alcohol Tacky tourist relay -probably the tequila and loss of inhibitions Mechanical shark rides-Hey what was actually in that drink? maybe more than alcohol. Hula hooping-Been drinking? Keep a bucket handy doing this Coconut pong-Thats pong with a p not a b to be clear. The b probably means you'll be riding mechanical sharks. Then get the bright idea to head over the Aquarium. This is not a bright idea.

Cool down at their tiki bar featuring Orange Dreamsicle frozen daiquiris, plus sweet treats from Clumpies. Come out, let loose, and ride the wave — no sunscreen required.

Ice cream, alcohol and mechanical shark rides. I know how to have fun and so can you. One day I will grow up... Yea, probably not.

Here are the prices and ticket links. $35 - General Admission $25 - CDM Member discount $30 - Zero-Proof Ticket for guests who prefer non-alcoholic beverages.

for a link to the tickets and their description of the event click here. Creative Discovery Drink and Discover